Something is amiss in Asterleeds. It has stigmatized crabs, the gift from the ocean, as "sea bugs", attempting to choke the throats of food lovers with outdated etiquette. As members of the Crab Society, we shall shatter the shells with the crisp sound of defiance, acting as the horn of rebellion against such folly!


Why eat crabs?
To slap tradition in the face. Crabs are not ugly, beneath their shells lies the most vibrant dignity.
To challenge authority. Every time we crack a crab leg, we mock outdated ideals.
To enjoy flavors freely. Say goodbye to dogma! Embrace the deliciousness of crab roe and crab paste.


How to join:
Seek out the scavenger with a backpack beneath the bridge near Asterleeds Beach.
(Warning: Don't wear white clothing-crab roe will sell you.)


A Final Piece of Advice:
This is not a dinner club, it's the awakening path for brave fitters.
You will be scorned, despised, and ostracized, called a "freak".


Will you join?
Or will you continue to be a discarded fishbone?
-Crab Society