Airona's Legend: Deluxe Illustrated Edition

(A flamboyant and boastful novel. The story starts with "the now legendary Adventurer Airona" as a poor, wandering orphan raised by wolves and Caprahorns. She inherits the secrets of a Bapharian Legacy in a cave behind a mountain waterfall and goes on to challenge experts and masters everywhere, from Asterleeds to the Bahamar Highlands to the valleys to the duchy, remaining undefeated. The entire journey is filled with a large amount of unnecessary, greasy descriptions of her appearance, and it frequently inserts descriptions of various people's bitter, unrequited love for Airona. You decide to read it carefully and then go have a good laugh at Airona.)