"Lerom's Ultimate Dignity Package - Death Over Dishonor"

Lerom's Ultimate Dignity Package

A once-in-a-lifetime experience, brought to you by Lerom-the pioneer of sewer funerals
-It's costly, but truly worth experiencing

Package includes:
1. Music: Harmonica performance of "The Endless Torrent of Sewage."
2. Eulogy: A gang-style tribute to the deceased's life, with no room for laughter.
3. Silent Tribute: All attendees will collectively observe two minutes of silence for the deceased.
4. Spiritual Passage: The assistant will strike the sewage pipe, sounding the final farewell bell.
5. Final Rest: Lerom personally prepares a special potion to ensure the body is fully decomposed.


Price
• Thirty glandular sacs
• Willingness to be a funeral practice prop

Booking Instructions:
Contact Scorpion, a member of the Robbers
Warning: Unauthorized imitators will be given the "live burial experience."

"To live eternally in the sewage is far nobler than to decay under the sun." - Lerom